You?re probably apostate if:
You prefer answering the door on Saturday morning to knocking on it.
You knowingly enjoy things that may have pagan origins.
You no longer think you?re intellectually superior just because you happen to know things like, Jesus probably wasn?t born in December.
You get pissed when you hear the number 1975.
You secretly wish the Squibb building was gone, and the World Trade Center was still standing.
You feel like getting a blood transfusion just to piss off your old friends.
You?re proud to be an American, finally.
You?ve taken the time to learn the words to the Star Spangled Banner, and you?re in your forties.
You can spot a JW in a neighborhood from three blocks away.
Your pastor asks you to head up the cult ministry for your church.
You can see parallels between the Watchtower Society and the Third Reich.
To you, an Easter egg hunt, is just an Easter egg hunt.
You get an erection by throwing away Watchtower literature at the Laundromat.
It?s more probable that you?ll experience instantaneous human combustion than ever becoming a Jehovah?s Witness (again).
You consider the slapping of a JW elder in the face, an art form.
You no longer think that just because things may be going wrong for you, it?s necessarily the result of something you bought at a yard sale.
You come to understand the word, freedom.
You understand that wearing a cross around your neck can ward off more than vampires.
You realize that you?re probably not going to get your inheritance.
You think that picketing outside the Squibb Building with your new found friends, would be a great time and a lot of fun.
Steve